Premium Timepieces · Est. 2018

You've Never Had
a Clock This Big
in Your Home.

Our big black clocks are hung with precision, built to last all night long, and guaranteed to make every guest stop and stare — "Where did you get that enormous thing?"

4"
Smallest Available
48"
Biggest Available
24/7
Never Stops
69K
Satisfied Owners
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The Biggest, Blackest Clocks on the Market.

We don't do small. We don't do beige. We don't do subtle. Every clock we make is designed to dominate the room it enters — and the people who see it.

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48"
Largest Available
6ft
Tallest Grandfather
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Why Our Clocks

Big. Black. Magnificent.

We know what you want — something long, dark, and impressive that your guests cannot stop staring at. Something with incredible staying power. Something that keeps going long after everything else has stopped.

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Impressively Large

Starting at 4" and going up to 48" — nobody will be underwhelmed by what's hanging on your wall. Bigger really is better, and we have the size charts to prove it.

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Deeply, Richly Black

Our signature matte obsidian finish is so dark and smooth, you'll find yourself touching it repeatedly. Premium ebony frames that demand to be felt.

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Goes All Night Long

Swiss-movement mechanisms that never quit. While others fade by midnight, ours keep stroking — tick after magnificent tick — until the very end.

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Hung with Expertise

Our white-glove team comes to your home and positions your big black clock exactly where you want it. The right position makes all the difference.

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Size Does Matter

Don't settle for those tiny, disappointing clocks at department stores. Our clients always say the same thing: "I wish I'd gone bigger sooner."

Strokes of Genius

Every second hand engineered for silky smoothness. You'll feel each stroke sweep past — a continuous, deeply satisfying motion that never stutters or stops.

Our Collection

Choose Your Perfect Size

Most Popular
The Bedroom Dominator
"It's the first thing I see every morning."
24" diameter. Customers say their bedroom has never felt the same since this beast was mounted above their headboard.
New Length
The Long John
"Goes from one end to the other."
48" wide mantel clock. Stretches the full length of your shelf. Once it's in position, nothing else fits.
The Grandfather
"Tall, dark, and handsome."
6 feet tall with a pendulum that swings slowly and deliberately, all night, every night. Guests cannot stop watching it.
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What People Are Saying

They Said It Was Too Big. They Were Wrong.

★★★★★
"I was nervous — I didn't think I had enough wall space for something this massive. But once it was in, I couldn't imagine life without it. My husband keeps pointing at it saying 'that's what I'm talking about.'"
Karen M. — Scottsdale, AZ
★★★★★
"The installation team came over and handled the whole thing. They knew exactly how to hang it for maximum impact. I've never felt so taken care of. It's been going strong for two years without stopping."
David R. — Austin, TX
★★★★★
"My neighbor saw it through the window and rang my doorbell just to ask. I told her bigger is always better. She ordered the full 48 inches. Called me the next day to say she has no regrets."
Michelle T. — Nashville, TN
★★★★★
"I've had smaller clocks before and they just didn't do it for me. This one changed everything. The steady, rhythmic motion... the size... the darkness of it. I sit in my living room just to watch it go."
James W. — Portland, OR

Ready to go Big and Black?

Free white-glove hanging included. We'll come to your home and make sure it's in the perfect position.

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